I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

We must eradicate ignorance and illiteracy from our nations and continent to the nearest minimum for us to have a national development.

You never know who's waiting for you and you never know when love is coming your way or who it might be. But let me just say, a healthy relationship requires SACRIFICE and DEDICATION.

Truth and dreams are always getting muddled.

[Discipline i]t’s the ability to overcome the urge to grab the bright and shiny and interesting to finish what you’ve started.

We do not make photographs with our cameras. We make them with our minds, with our hearts, with our ideas.

The critics and the reviewers are more frightening than anything else!

You have come into a hard world. I know of only one easy place in it, and that is the grave.

If you allow yourself, you can become stronger in the very places that you've been broken.

Be strong minded, and always believe that the impossible is possible.

A man loved by a beautiful woman will always get out of trouble.