I don't need marriage. I don't need anyone to take care of all my needs and desires. I can take care of them myself now.

I'm not overweight. I flucuate between chubby and curvy.

I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, picture-hanging man. I don't care if he takes prescription drugs for cholesterol or hair loss.

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.

I have a thick skin, which comes from being a not-really-skinny, dark-skinned Indian woman. I haven’t fit in every place, and so I’m kind of used to resistance.

I, like most women, I dress for other women, I think. If I was going to dress for men, I think in general I would be just wearing, like, a fitted black T-shirt and tight jeans every day.

If you are going to ask your crush for their phone number, you are one of the small group of women I am so jealous of.

Running is a quick trigger for a good mood. The great thing about endorphins, you don't have to be in great shape to get them.

Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.

There's the psychotic ambitious side of myself that wants a fashion line and my own network and be like a combination of Oprah and Gwen Stefani. And have a perfume. Definitely a perfume.

Right now, I'm hankering for new adventures... Ninety percent of the time I'm having romantic-comedy fantasies in which I'm wearing little pencil skirts and hurrying down to the subway.

Tycoon had a peddler's talent for using words to redefine reality.

Satanism represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

I'm not desperate [but] I know that some day I'll be the coach again of some team.

I never get involved with the ladies I work with.

I also survived circumcision, a barbaric practice designed to remind you as early as possible that your genitals are not your own.

Men are as innocent as the morning to the unsuspicious.

Who friendship with a knave hath made, Is judged a partner in the trade.

In this fall - this is very tough - in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and join the Miami Heat.

I love when I can reboot people when they are being mean to others.

The means that heaven yields must be embraced, and not neglected; else, if heaven would, and we will not heaven's offer, we refuse the proffered means of succor and redress.