I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

You are not subject to the systems or structures of this world, you belong to the kingdom of God, the kingdom of Glory, Prosperity, Beauty and Honor- where sickness is foreign.

And I know I can do this because I went to London on my own, and because I solved the mystery…and I was brave and I wrote a book and that means I can do anything.

There are no ordinary people.. it is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit.

No country will reach its full potential if its female citizens do not enjoy full equality.

History must not be written with bias, and both sides must be given, even if there is only one side.

Nonviolence succeeds only when we have a real living faith in God.

You have to be a soldier and a veteran, or a soldier who sacrificed your life for your country.

Most technological advances in our life now come from serendipitous discoveries. That is a contraction of rocket technology and computer technology and atomic clock technology.

Private victories precede public victories. You can't invert that process any more than you can harvest a crop before you plant it.

When things don't work well in the bedroom, they don't work well in the living room either.