I don't need the news. If they have a war, I figure someone will tell me.

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.

Respect all. Fear none.

Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.

How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too.

There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

Death is not in the nature of things

Just calm down and think, sir. Think. Where is your wife?

Those who trade with heaven by prayer grow rich by quick returns.

True science teaches us to doubt and, in ignorance, to refrain.

Most of the time you need something to fight against. If something is bothering me, then the only way to get past it is to work through it.

I was listening to Jimi Hendrix; I just admire his artistry and creativity as an artist.

My father told me you have two loves in your life: What you do and the people youre with.

We talk of the second coming, half the world has never heard of the first.

We are the Draft Beer Preservation Society.

In sovereignty there are no gradations.