I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

People’s feelings are easily swayed. The things reflected in people’s eyes are full of deception. Nothing is as it appears.

Every man, and for stronger reasons, every artist, wants to be recognized. So do I.

Sometimes you cry, Susie, even when someone you love has been gone a long time.

Our childhood had passed over into history overnight. The transition was unnoticed by anyone but ourselves.

There've been a lot more people hurt on astro-turf than grass.

I have a passion for the name of "Mary," For once it was a magic sound to me, And still it half calls up the realms of fairy, Where I beheld what never was to be.

Ken Bates is a football cretin.

One piece of advice that I would give to any young athlete or performer is remember to thank your mom.

I think the writer is always the creator, because he's starting with nothing, but the actor comes in and gives flesh and blood.

Chaga is one of the weirdest mushrooms you may ever see. A fungal parasite found on birch trees, Chaga is a hardened, blackened, crusty formation that looks like a bursting tumor.