I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

Now. Is this life or not?I be so calm.If she come, I be happy. If she don’t, I be content.And then I figure this the lesson I was suppose to learn.

No one is perfect and we all make mistakes, but not all of us admit to mistakes made.

Great and good are seldom the same man.

The clue to one's next step toward the door of initiation may be revealed at the Full Moon during the sign of Taurus.

My tactic is to make eyes at someone.

If there were one word that could act as a standard of conduct for one's entire life, perhaps it would be 'thoughtfulness.

The horse has such a docile nature, that he would always rather do right the wrong, if he can only be taught to distinguish one from the other.

I have always believed that life is too short for rows and disagreements. Even if I think I'm right, I would prefer to apologize and remain friends rather than win and be an enemy.

Our opponent is an alien starship packed with atomic bombs," I said. "We have a protractor.