I don't pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!

People said, ‘You must be mad, or on drugs,’ which I found a bit disappointing. What about imagination? It reflects our time that people sooner assume you’re on drugs or mad, rather than free.

No means yes in grasshopper language.

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.

It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.

I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in.

I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.

I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.

We live counterfeit lives in order to resemble the idea we first had of ourselves.

The role of the Guru is to show the person that he already has what he is looking for.

At least once a day, allow yourself the freedom to think and dream for yourself.

An osteopath is only a human engineer, who should understand all the laws governing his engine and thereby master disease.

Not really, but after that I think about how I could kill him while he slept if I really wanted to, and then I feel better.

A non-Communist premier with Communist ministers would be like a woman trying to stay half pregnant.

If the Union was formed by accession of States then the Union may be dissolved by the secession of States.

I had been told by so many people that I was going to be nominated, that I should be nominated, that there wasn't any question about my being nominated. I don't think it was a surprise.

Dogma is invariably wrong, as knowledge is always in a state of transition.