I don't play golf. Mark Twain is golf to me.

I got a feeling about political correctness. I hate it. It causes us to lie silently instead of saying what we think.

Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss.

I've had a very full career in the theater, on stage, in films and on television.

Death ends a life. But it doesn't end a relationship.

The main thing about money, Bud, is that it makes you do things you don't want to do.

There was so much to learn and it was all fun. But the best part was getting a laugh from an audience. That was like drowning in candy.

I developed a resistance to authority. Not to discipline - I learned that. But to authority. I like to think for myself. And I like to cause trouble.

You can go into Mark Twain's material and prove anything you want. He was against war. He was for war. He was against rich people and he was for them. He was a kaleidoscope

One of the problems with putting Huck Finn into a movie or on the stage is, you always make the white people stupid and racist. The point is, they don't know they're racist.

[Mark] Twain called Congress "the only distinctly native criminal class in America. We've lately sent a United States Senator to the penitentiary." That was a fact.

Language is life and a true backbone of any society!

Acknowledging the important role of the emotions in health and illness, medicine must reexamine its concepts of disease causation.

Half of the world population is dying from poverty and hunger and still you think you are not rich enough.

Witness each moment in astounded jubilation. Take every holy breath in gratitude. Rejoice in life!

You have to respect your audience. Without them, you're essentially standing alone, singing to yourself.

But we're dying here.

There are reasons, and then there are excuses.

The real mistake humans have committed lays in the inability to differentiate between requirements and luxuries.

Slow people are just paying close attention.

They've changed the salesman but they haven't changed the product.