I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Truth is an homage that the good man pays to his own dignity.

I want to hear you cry out in pleasure again." "All you have to do is touch me.

Art is made by the alone for the alone.

The government of any nation always represents the most corrupt part of a nation

Indian culture is essentially much more of a we culture. It's a communal culture where you do what's best for the community - you procreate.

Christopher Hitchens is the greatest living essayist in the English language.

"Uh-huh," I said. "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this is pathetic."

A Cheerful friend is like a sunny day, which sheds its brightness on all around.

Build your life brick upon brick, Live a life of truth, And you will look back on a life of truth. Live a life of fantasy, And you will look back on delusion.

At an Olympics Game, you want to enjoy it, especially if you know it's going to be your last one.