I don't really get hate mail, which surprises me, but people have better things to do than to write hate mail to somebody who writes a book about hating everything, I guess.

Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death.

But now I have a lot of little kids who watched Invader Zim whenever they could find it on television.

I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil. I WILL TAKE THIS WORLD AS MINE, so if you people could just cooperate it would be very nice.

I never killed anyone. I avoid going over that edge by writing about a guy who has taken a flying leap over it.

Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners of my mouth.

I think there is something a little too self conscious about enjoying being an outsider.

Why does this person who is sitting behind a desk and never watches cartoons is arguing about what cartoons should be like. Its so creepy realizing that this person is a lunatic.

I take little bits and pieces of ideas that I may or may not believe in but I give them to this character and he runs with them. I have fun with however he handles the situation.

I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness.

The world would be a much nicer place if people only used guns on themselves.

Faith is a sounder guide than reason. Reason can go only so far but faith has no limits.

I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be left alone.' There is all the difference.

I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

I personally have a major weakness for guys that use musky smelling cologne.

I ask the vice president to stop dodging the issue with legalese, and acknowledge his continued ties with Halliburton to the American people.

And a puzzle is for the piecing together, especially for the young, who still believe it can be done.

The Don Quixote of one generation may live to hear himself called the savior of society by the next.

Jolie laide = "pretty ugly" Draws you to it...bored into heart and mind.

We live in the village. We have a summer place in Westport, Connecticut. We don't spend a lot on all kinds of things. But I have no complaints.