I don't really know why I'm not thinner than I am.

As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I'd end up making people laugh.

I've never felt like I needed to change. I've always thought, 'If you want somebody different, pick somebody else.'

There’s a greatness in not caring what people think

Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners... I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weird. That's what makes them funny and captivating.

I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a football game.

I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.

You just have to say, 'It’s pretty damn good. I am right here at the moment and I’m OK with it. I've got other things to think about.'

Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.'

It's like I'm managing to achieve all this success in spite of my affliction ... Would you ever put that in the headline for a male star?

I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.'

Poetry is dancing with words.

This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen.

I want to see the sunrise with you. I want to watch the sunset. I want to make out during a movie. Silly, huh?

To two men living the same number of years, the world always provides the same sum of experiences. It is up to us to be conscious of them.

Numbers tend to give the impression that there's more order in the world than there is.

The Iraq war can only be won diplomatically, politically and economically, and the president needs to come to that realization.

I love to see my family together. That's what life is about. It's about family.

He felt his heart roll, exposing its underbelly. Nothing he could do about that. He was equipped to eliminate threats, protect and serve. Not to love. Never to love.

I am sorry I couldn't complete my term as leader. It is necessary for my staff to resign ... to regain the people's trust.

Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.