I don't really like listening to the radio so much.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

Are you desperate or determined? With desperation comes frustration. With determination comes purpose, achievement, and peace….

reality has too many heads

Retirement must be wonderful. I mean you can suck in your stomach for only so long.

The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.

What you see in the interview will not get significantly better when the individual is hired.

The sky is one whole, the water another; and between those two infinities the soul of man is in loneliness.

Love overlooks a person’s faults. That’s not always easy, but love believes the best in every person. Anybody can return evil for evil, but God wants His people to help heal wounded hearts.

Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.

I would never go to jail to protect animals or plants or wilderness. For me, it’s about the people.