I don’t really like organizations where people are “deemed” things.

If you believe in yourself and work hard, your dreams will come true

If you believe in yourself and work hard, your dreams will come

If you've got it, flaunt it. And if you don't got it? Flaunt it. 'Cause what are we even doing here if we're not flaunting it?

I am the kind of person who, if my feelings are unrequited, can completely detach from someone emotionally if I simply put my mind to it.

What I didn't need was some hot-and-cold long-distance flake wasting my time. It hurt my feelings and made me feel like something was wrong with me.

I'm the kind of person who becomes silent when I get scared, because I hope Death will not notice me if I am very still and very quiet. It has worked well so far.

I lost my mind. I lunged at him and inhaled all of his fries standing up a foot away from the trash can. No food is as delicious as food you eat standing a foot away from a trash can. Ask any possum.

There is a certain type of greasy hair that you get only when you are writing with no breaks.

Just bear a passing resemblance to a fictional romantic trope I like and I will love you forever. We're all just trying to find the Mark Darcy of our workplace, aren't we?

The universe is not punishing you or blessing you. The universe is simply responding to the vibrational attitude that you are emitting.

And the danger is that in this move toward new horizons and far directions, that I may lose what I have now, and not find anything except loneliness.

When I was a child, it was cool to be a scientist.

You can't get around pain and opposition, but you can try to be joyful in the trial, and thank yourself for the trial, and thank God for the strength to get through it.

There is divinity in your DNA. Live your light.

And will I like being called a jazz-baby? You will love it.

I'm not into no basketball beef.

Look upon every obstacle as part payment towards your success.

The brain can be seen as a complex machine, like a gooey computer.

If this government is like the last one, then Iraq will break apart.