I don't really read non-fiction, but I have grown up on a steady diet of Wodehouse and, of course, science fiction.

Life is but a play of chance in the game of choice.

I'm not really as cool and collected as 'Mrs. Funnybones', but she is the woman I want to be.

I read science fiction every single day of my life. It's my primary love.

Today, it's about gender equality, not neutrality. Anyone who doesn't agree would be a bit of an idiot.

I don't need an alarm clock to wake up in the morning. Akshay snores so loudly that I'm usually awake the entire night!

My mother always wants me to put me on a diet.

Akshay's idea of a romantic date is a six-kilometre jog, followed by 500 crunches... together! Eeeeks!

A miracle is often the willingness to see the common in an uncommon way.

When I find the guy who torched that forest, I'm going to eat him. And I'm only going to half-cook him first.-Sergeant Schlock

We don't believe we are too sexy for our hair.

There is definitely a correlation between theater and wedding fashion.

It's easier to be authentic if you don't say you are authentic.

Bubbles are best identified by credit excesses, not valuation excesses. And there's no bigger credit excess than in China.

Is to have had and lost/Better than not having at all?

trying to squash a rumor is like trying to unring a bell.

I don't worry about how folks want to characterize me.

Small things make base men proud.