I don't really think in terms of genre, I think in terms of story and character.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.

Oh, the weather outside is weather.

A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician.

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything.

Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor.

I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that.

We all have different sides of our personalities, so I'd love to play some more different parts too.

There's something great about the idea of working the land and living communally. That's healthy. That's good.

Fresh is better. But you've never drunk fresh blood. Have you?"Simon raised his eyebrow in response."Well, aside from mine of course, " Jace said. "And I'm pretty sure my blood is fan-tastic.

The suffering itself is not so bad; it's the resentment against suffering that is the real pain.

Good food is a celebration of life, and it seems absurd to me that in celebrating life we should take life. That is why I don't eat flesh. I see no need for killing.

Buddhas move freely through birth and death, appearing and disappearing at will.

Nobody has to lose for me to succeed and that is a unique job. Everybody wins, horse wins, people win, I win.

Bait is made to look SO good you OVERlook the trap. Whether scratched or scarred you ALWAYS get hurt giving in to Temptation.

Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority.

Nothing is so impenetrable as laughter in a language you don't understand.