I don't ridicule religion, it ridicules itself.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

I LOVE homeschooling and want others who have been led to do it to love it, too.

Take risks: if you win you will be happy if you lose you will be wise.

I really think admiration for nature can save us. I mean true admiration, to the point of not letting it be harmed.

From torched skyscrapers, men grew wings.

I have to be able to love somebody except myself and the theater.

There's always that sense of because we're so racially defined, if you're trying to cross the boundaries you don't fit into any particular space.

If you don't read for pleasure, you'll lose your edge as a writer.

Are there not, dear Michael, Two points in the adventure of the diver,- One, when a beggar he prepares to plunge; One, when a prince he rises with his pearl? Festus, I plunge.

The delivery of medical care is to do as much nothing as possible.

I'd rather talk to people who do things than complain about other people who do things. I say they're idiots.