'I don't say a Zionist must be insane,' said President Weizmann, 'but it helps if he is.'

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.

The man who is not afraid of danger is not a hero, but a psychopath.

You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge; nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he has never read them.

Many Continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

I asked many friends if Australian anti-intellectualism was still a living force and they all told me it was. If you are above average intelligence, hide this embarrassing fact.

The English are always ready to admire anything so long as they can queue up.

The British suffer from a most unfortunate superiority complex - unjustified even under Victoria and most certainly hopelessly out-of-date today.

Be the woman who is remembered for living life to its fullest!

In the African-American community, we struggle with a lot of health problems that have a lot to do with our diet.

From a just fraud God turneth not away.

Seeing images of violence - it's always about how somebody's going to kill you.

I'll be back 'round again, yes, I'll walk in time with you, old friend. And we'll find that place that we had danced in so long ago.

Foolish people are never harmless. Stupidity accounts for as many crimes as anger and greed.

I am an artist, I trade in uncertainty and superstition and cant. I invent dark visions of impossible situations that can never be resolved.

They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines.

If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.

Perfection is not very communicative