I don't say things to be offensive I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.

Black eyeliner. It’s standard. It’s all you need. It just makes the world a better place.

You get depressed because you know that you're not what you should be.

You have to be saved to get into heaven....you only have to be you to get into hell.

If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.

Music is the strongest form of magic.

When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.

We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves.

The imagination is precious. Don't lose it. Don't lose the child in you.

People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is.

I don't think we should ever regret anything we do. I think we have to accept the consequences and you learn from your mistakes, and that's how you grow as a person

Never lose your curious mind.

Prayer is asking

When you get married or get a job, you are signing a contract that you will now not only live your expectations but other’s expectations also.

Having to travel so much plays havoc with your personal life.

It would be futile to attempt to fit women into a masculine pattern of attitudes, skills and abilities . . .

Men of noble birth are noted to be envious towards new men when they rise. For the distance is altered, and it is like a deceit of the eye, that when others come on they think themselves go back.

I can't be found in myself; I discover myself in others. That much is clear. And I suspect that I also love and care for myself in others.

"Don't you have a religion?" Dorolow asked Horza. "Yes," he replied, not taking his eyes away from the screen on the wall above the end of the main mess-room table. "My survival."

Opportunity knocks only once. You never know if you'll get another opportunity.