I don't see myself becoming a superhero.

Mammograms are really sort of a gift. You can either catch something early or count your lucky stars because nothing was discovered. Either way, you're ahead of the game.

You know, we all oppose animal cruelty. But sometimes we forget that animals on farms suffer and feel pain like all other animals. They, too, deserve to be protected from harm and cruelty.

I would assume most people hate my character. But I'm hoping that I'm the character you love to hate.

I've never played a character where I've had so much fun on the physical end. I don't want to say I like it too much but it's fun having a gun on you and getting to manhandle men.

The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?

Human existence is as a result of the evolution of time

Our problems don’t stem from our ignorance so much as our disobedience of that which we know to be right.

... the greatest menace to our capacity for contemplation is the incessant fabrication of tawdry empty stimuli which kill the receptivity of the soul.

Half of the world population is dying from poverty and hunger and still you think you are not rich enough.

Life comes at us in waves. We can't predict or control those waves, but we can learn to surf

To think is to say 'no.'

At no point, at a very important point: that of having convinced the Indians that they can do things.

When Tim Allen made The Santa Clause, I thought that was a delightful film. It took a modern sensibility but layered onto it a kind of sentiment.

All machinery is derived from nature, and is founded on the teaching and instruction of the revolution of the firmament.