I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

All language is an aspiration to music.

The only things that last are love and hate. The only one that matters is love: Choose love. Hate erodes. Love nourishes..

OSHA's lack of law enforcement has made the USA a dangerous place to work.

Society has seldom considered the vicarious effects of domestic violence between partners on the lives of children.

For people who are not on a particular social networking site, it can seem like you're not even living on the same planet— you're essentially not functioning in the same frame.

Every new change forces all the companies in an industry to adapt their strategies to that change.

My eye-balls are glass, my limbs marble, my face fixed in its marble mask.

Marriage provides the solace of worked-on friendship and the joy of being known profoundly.

It is decidedly not true that 'nice guys finish last'.

Everyone is tortured. Do you know anyone who isn't?