I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then gettin' upset 'cos they act like people.

His parents called him Youngster. They did this in the subconcious hope that he might take the hint. Wensleydale gave the impression of having been born with a mental age of 47.

People couldn't become truly holy, he said, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked.

Evil in general does not sleep, and therefore doesn't see why anyone else should.

One of the highlights of the first Good Omens tour was Neil and I walking through New York singing Shoehorn with Teeth. Well, we'd had a good breakfast. And you don't get mugged, either.

But the purpose of the book is not the horror, it is horror's defeat.

Oh, he did his best to make their short lives miserable, because that was his job, but nothing he could think up was half as bad as the stuff they thought up themselves.

You do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influence of impulse-driven consumerism, don't you?

He looked up at them, a scruffy Napoleon with his laces trailing, exiled to a rose-trellised Elba.

He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people.

DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.

The worst of me is the raw material from which God molds the best of me.

You know you love something if you're willing to die for it, and you know it means nothing if you walk away from that which is dying.

The best strategy is always to be very strong.

An acre of windy prairie could produce between $4,000 and 10,000 worth of electricity per year - which is far more than the value of the land's crop of corn or wheat.

Never was a gangsta, till I graduated to one.

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.

I am never in a hurry, because I never undertake more work than I can go through with perfect calmness of spirit.

You've got to jump off cliffs and build your wings on the way down.

Being green saves you money. Being green saves you green.

I think just as a person, if you say you follow Christ, you have to stand up for the injustices that are going on in the world.