I don’t see why it matters what is written. Not when it’s about people. It can always be crossed out.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Be daring curious.

Nonviolence is kindling light of love into the dark places and budding trust from the threshold of hopelessness.

As the husband is the wife is; thou art mated with a clown, As the grossness of his nature will have weight to drag thee down.

Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. Republicans won in a landslide.

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle.

Bin Laden says his own role is to tell Muslims, quote, 'what is good for them and what is not.'

Just get the right syllable in the proper place.

Spirit, that made those heroes dare To die, and leave their children free, Bid Time and Nature gently spare The shaft we raise to them and thee.

The coat of the buffalo never pinches under the arm, never puckers at the shoulders; it is always the same, yet never old fashioned nor out of date.