I don't send messages, I'm not a fax machine

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Hating yourself is like hating what God loves. God loves you, so love yourself and love what God loves.

Smiling face of every little girl is the signature of God’s presence.

Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls the most massive characters are seared with scars.

And yet, I suppose you mourn the loss or the death of what you thought your life was, even if you find your life is better after. You mourn the future that you thought you'd planned.

The only consent hinge in life is that everyhin is changing. And that's a little scary, but it means that hints can't be bad or hard forever.

The music business, or what's left of it, is obviously a very - it's like a wild west now.

I'm Owen Hart and I have my own identity and my own style.

If I can be half the hockey player that Bobby Orr was, I'll be happy.

The first year of marriage is like wet cement

Marketers need to spend less time making promises and more time keeping them.