I don't sit down and have meals too often, unless I go out for dinner.

Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.

If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?

I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qualities that make her a intelligent, strong and responsible woman.

I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.

Raising a daughter is hard work. There's no other way to describe it for me.

If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.

I think an education is beneficial, but whether it takes an education to be successful in the arts is a whole other question.

Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.

The person you think is useless and a nobody today, might be the very person you will need tomorrow. Never look down on anyone.

Regret is a waste of time.

The best friends you will ever have are the ones who don't make you feel like you owe them a damn thing.

A woman gains status when she refuses to see anything killed to be put on her back. Then she’s truly beautiful.

A group needs enemies, because without enemies its identity cannot continue to be defined.

I guess that makes our biggest weakness lack of strength.

The government invented the Internet.

I would rather be loved by millions and hated by the same number rather than moderately liked by everyone.

When the depressive psychosis has become manifest, its cardinal feature seems to be a mental inhibition which renders a rapport between the patient and the external world more difficult.

Look at what people are trying to conceal, and you’ll see that they’re revealing everything.