I don't sit down to write a song, per se.

Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.

I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.

In case you were wondering, my spirit animal is a duck billed platypus.

No matter how you get here or where you end up, human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home.

The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive…like I did when I was a homeless man.

I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly.

When I was a teenager, I was in an iron-lung.

I think if you don't have it [desire], you're not going to be pushed into anything. You've got to want to do something.

I keep busy. That was my nickname in college, 'Iron to the Fire.' I like to keep several things going at once.

Ш'm not cybernaut, this stuff's so foreign to me.

After winter, spring never forgets to come.

No one will understand you. It is not, ultimately, that important. What is important is that you understand you.

Maybe he was going to hell. Except, he could’ve sworn that was where he’d been the past ten years.

I have enough muscle already. Now I want to use it in more efficient ways.

I'm in love with golf, and I want everybody else to share my love affair.

I've been away and haven't seen my family. I speak to them every day though. I miss them, but I love traveling.

It was then that I realized that while playing the well-meaning tolerant individual (in short: liberal) garnered you fans and grades, it didn't matter. In my heart and head, I was a fraud.

The secret of a person's nature lies in their religion and what they really believes about the world and their place in it.

The novelist helps us to see things we might not notice otherwise.

When I dig another out of trouble, the hole from which I lift him is the place where I bury my own.