I don't sit in my room and hide the whole time. I think people know my spirit is real.

It's not that I'm Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes now, but I've got my priorities in order.

I am happy to make money. I want to make more money, make more music, eat Big Macs and drink Budweisers.

I didn't come from a trailer park. I grew up middle class and my dad had money and my mom made my lunch. I got a car when I was sixteen. I'm proud of that.

They believed you can't mix rock, country, and rap, and that crossover is dead. I always knew it would work. And it will always work as long as you're really into it and like what you're doing.

I truly believe that people like myself, who are in a position of entertainers in the limelight, should keep their mouth shut on politics.

If I was president of the good old U.S.A., I'd turn the churches into strip clubs and watch the whole world pray.

I could care less about what people think. I'm a Devil Without A Cause.

You get what you put in and people get what they deserve.

I think what I've learned out of this lifetime is you should be proud of where you come from.

I was the little white kid who rocked the turntables

To be altarless is to be voiceless

Show me a universal life manual and I will show you a ready-made scam.Life is spontaneous. Live and learn.

What is the likelihood, of winning the lottery, then lose it all the next day when you step out your front door and get struck by lightning? Probably, very slim, but then anything is possible.

Wise men appreciate all men for they see the good in each and know how hard it is to make anything good.

The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself.

I think there are certain folks in Missouri that don't trust government. And they haven't trusted government for a long time.

you might not be the first person l kissed, but you will be the last' Jamie to Claire in Outlander (not word perfect)

The idea for any cartoon (my experience, anyway) is rarely spontaneous. Good ideas usually evolve out of pretty lame ones, and vice versa.

The reason why truth is so much stranger than fiction is that there is no requirement for it to be consistent.

I remember thinking that I'd never show my arms on TV, but over time you loosen up.