I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

You must build your tomorrow today through visions

I think that the issues we have with science these days are not restricted to what's happening with respect to religion. There are a lot of very religious scientists around.

The dream begins, most of the time, with a teacher who believes in you.

The possibilities for immortality are endless. Here you sit reading these words, a butterfly resting on a flower!

Even if I don't have a job, I work on plays and scenes.

I was loved as a kid; I was raised with more love and emotional support than most folks could wish for my memories aged nought to ten are all bound up together in a mesh of innocence and fun.

If you like yourself, other people will like you

Stumbling isn't falling.

You should think about for the next 10 years, you're going to be giving out 3-5% of the company every year.

Differences, we know, are never so effectually laid asleep as by some common calamity; an enemy unites all to whom he threatens danger.