I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world.

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

We're [with Ilana Glazer] both totally upfront and proud feminists. We're not being all secretive about it. I feel like we're pretty blatant in our approach.

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.

You don't know how many people have been strengthened because you asked God to encourage them

When you finally meet the right one for you, it suddenly becomes clear why everyone else was so wrong.

The heart of a good mother is as big as the ocean

GEN: What you are doesn’t matter to me. Who you are does.

We do not need to be shoemakers to know if our shoes fit, and just as little have we any need to be professionals to acquire knowledge of matters of universal interest.

I'm not a marketing person. I don't ask myself questions. I go by instinct.

English history is all about men liking their fathers, and American history is all about men hating their fathers and trying to burn down everything they ever did.

At its heart, music is all higher mathematics.

Excel spreadsheets might as well be one of the most dangerous recent inventions.

When you're moving in the positive, your destination is the brightest star.