I don't take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

The children of the 1960's that you call the 'Manson Family' wanted to stop a war and turn the government and world to peace. They gave their lives when they took lives and they knew it.

I will no longer be judged by the standards of others. I will judge myself. I will not live by someone else's rules. I will make my own.

Seek and you shall find the repulsive things you secretly hope to find.

My own career reflects a strange dichotomy between the world weve long known and the world that will become.

We have to show the American People that war is not patriotic.

We're all basically made of the same stuff: generosity and selfishness, goodness and greed.

Genuine dialogue, not rhetorical bomb-throwing, leads to progress.

Sacred scripture tells us that Joshua commanded the sun to stand still, and not the earth.

One of the easiest things in the world to do is to tell other people how to raise their children. This is especially easy if you have no children of your own.