I don't tan on my upper thighs, so when I first wore those [ cut-off jean short shorts] I look like I was walking on two cans of milk.

Restyle your life forever by empowering yourself to incite the greatness in you

They may have forgotten how badly they treated you, or they may pretend that they have forgotten. But watch: They will come back to you.

If I get married, I think I'd pick out a newspaperman rather than a millionaire. A newspaperman is a regular fellow.

Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.

Above all, I would not expect a wise race, at great expense, to set loose an army of self-replicating robots.

You will soon find that your joy in your home is growing, and that you have a source of happiness within yourself that you had not suspected.

Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles

Anyone who knows a strange fact shares in its singularity.

Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend.

Hate will keep you alive where love fails