I don't think Bruce Willis can compete with me. I have a much better voice.

I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.

I know you are, but what am I?

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me.

I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my kid side.

I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got.

I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if somebody caught on that it was me, I'd never work again.

I was looking for a last name that was a first name. Growing up, I knew a kid who was the most obnoxious kid I ever knew, and his last name was Herman.

The mechanics of Nature ensures that the shadow of yesterday doesn't eclipse the dawn of tomorrow.

All resources in your possession is an opportunity for service.

Someday we're going to look back on every shared smile and smile some more. It's moments like this that make life worth enduring.

I owned the world that hour as I rode over it. free of the earth, free of the mountains, free of the clouds, but how inseparably I was bound to them.

I think all the knowledge and all the travels that I've done, I'm going to do a lot of great work in the future.

The challenge of history is to recover the past and introduce it to the present.

The Universe is responding to who you FEEL you are.

Everything alive must die. Every building built to the sky will fall. Don't try to tell me my everlasting love is a lie.

I want to keel over on stage playing King Lear at age 99 or something like that.

One must not think slightingly of the paradoxical…for the paradox is the source of the thinker’s passion, and the thinker without a paradox is like a lover without feeling: a paltry mediocrity.