I don't think I could ever love someone with whom I fundamentally disagreed, politically.

I believe that the fragile-flower, idea-intolerant society of victimhood that is being cultivated in many colleges today is really bad.

Mostly, you become a writer not because you want to get rich or famous, but because you have to write; because there is something inside that must come out.

The verb "Garland" should be created. It would mean to unfairly put a stinking albatross around someone's neck, to make him unemployable.

The horrifying thing is that nearly half of America seems in synch with xenophobia and race-baiting.

Editorials are editorials. They a supposed to have an opinion, even a very strong one.

The one thing an aspiring writer must understand is that it's hard. If you think it's not hard, you're not doing it right.

I once found myself driving, smoking a cigar, taking notes, and talking on the phone at the same time. I only became completely aware of this when I had to shift, and realized something had to give.

One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.

I think Marco Rubio could never have recovered from revealing himself to be pathetic.

Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.

The student asked the master, “Teacher, what should I do to become great?”the master replied:Succeed where others have failed.

To know how to grow old is the master-work of wisdom and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.

In hatred as in love we grow like the thing we brood upon. What we loathe we graft into our very soul.

I think Robitussin is way underrated.

Inconsistencies in men are generally testimony to their immaturity.

The miller believes that all the wheat grows so that his mill keeps running.

There are plenty of beautiful girls who don't photograph well.

One advantage of getting older is knowing when to worry.

The multitude of books is a great evil. There is no limit to this fever for writing.

If you love a man, immediately you will reduce your intake of food - it's automatic.