I don't think I do have a soul.

Suicide isn't cowardly. I'll tell you what's cowardly; treating people so badly that they want to end their lives.

Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic ways

Being unique is what's cool. Normal? What's normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, make sure it's wet & rub up & down. Yep that's how you wash a cup!

It’s believing in those dreams and facing our fears head on that allows us to live our lives beyond our limits.

Being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning youre something people dont see that often.

If your life were a book, and you were the author, how would you want your story to go?

Kiss an angel good morning and love her like the devil when you get back home.

Life is good, life is great. Always love and never hate. Break the rules, stand apart. Ignore your head and follow your heart.

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

When music hits you, you dance.

Sometimes we face “gray areas, ” things that aren’t necessarily forbidden by the Bible but still may not belong in our lives.

Maintaining a consistent platform also helps improve product support - a significant problem in the software industry.

Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.

By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people care about is my bullshit... Pathetic. Shame, shame shame

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

You have to smile after making trouble. This way you get in less trouble.

Do not look at the faults of what others have done or not done; observe what you yourself have done or not done.

When people are serving, life is no longer meaningless.

I love fishing. You put that line in the water and you don't know what's on the other end. Your imagination is under there.