I don't think I gain anything by seeing myself.

When the blind lead the blind, they all fall in the canal.

He ended up on his own. I thought, he's got rid of everybody else, he's going to get rid of himself and he did." "Things just seemed to go too wrong too many times.

Things just seemed to go too wrong too many times.

It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy.

We try to... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think.

Investing in your mind is the best investment you can make.

On the way toward success, obstacles are the barrier to build the power of the mind.

I never hurt nobody but myself and that's nobody's business but my own.

Future generations will know there's nothing mystical about wetware because by 2100, Moore's law will have given us tiny quantum computers powerful enough to upload a human soul.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.

The terrifying and edible beauty of Art Nouveau architecture.

People must not think that all bad in man which is unleashed, the moment you impose censorship disappears from man.

I remember Tucker Toomey was named so because "T's are funny!" And if Garry Marshall says it's funny, by god, it must be so.

I want very much to be back in the caul, on my back in the dark forever.

Contentment is an undervalued grace.