I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again.

Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.

I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.

Aw, you’re nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?

If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.

Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of limited, if you know what I’m sayin’.

Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock.

Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.

The words ‘drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?

Oh, Alice, you haven’t even had a taste of my romantic streak yet. And when the time’s right I don’t think I’ll have to ‘try’ to have my way with you. I just WILL.

Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?

The brevity of life is the grace to walk on your own path.

Peaceful, lawful protest - if it is effective - is innately disruptive of 'business as usual.' That is why it is effective.

I'm an independent type. No one tells me what to do.

I hate that rule that says write about what you know, it leads to too many British novels about marriages going slightly wrong. Write about what you don't know, just act as though you do.

All I know is that I have two choices – stay wrapped in blankets and get on with dying, or get the list back together and get on with living.

All intelligent thoughts have already been thought; what is necessary is only to try to think them again.

Pop music - what used to be known as rock music, a loud novelty - can be something more than a pointless, artificial diversion.

Too many people are buying gifts for themselves when they pick out a gift for a friend.

The book one must read to learn natural sciences is the book of nature. The book from which to learn religion is your own mind and heart.

Take someone NEW AND WEIRD to lunch today