I don't think I'm cut out for a job where you have to look professionally tidy. I prefer working in my pajamas and taking showers after lunch.

You have to salvage what you can, even if you're the one who buried it in the first place.

Everyone knows that wizards are pigheaded and come to bad ends.

Remember, when you don’t know what to do, it never hurts to play Scrabble. It’s like reading the I Ching or tea leaves.

A monster. You and your friends, all of you. Pretty monsters. It's a stage all girls go through. If you're lucky you get through it without doing any permanent damage to yourself or anyone else.

Look. All books are weird when you think about it.... It goes without saying that real life is also weird.

Whether or not this story has a happy ending depends, of course, on who is reading it. Whether you are a wolf or a girl.

Most of My Friends are two-thirds water

Life is a series of sudden disappearances, leave-takings without the proper goodbyes.

The beloved may be treacherous, greasy-headed and given to evil habits, or else it can be a man in his late forties who works too much, or it can be an alarm clock.

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you.

Being liked for the way you looked is worse than not being liked at all.

Darkness feeds on apathy.

You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud

What makes my father different is the fact that he calls himself mad.

It is necessity and not pleasure that compels us.

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

It's always good to work where you're wanted. The times I've been where I wasn't wanted - that's just never a good experience.

Never again will NAACP find itself near financial ruin.

The question isn't 'Do we worship?' The question is 'Who (or what) do we worship?'

When we love, we are the universe and the universe lives in us.