I don't think I really understand girls now.

I'm very 'spur of the moment'. I'm always trying to think of fun things to do to create a memory.

I don't like to act in my personal life. I like to be straightforward.

I should be getting photographs of me with my arm around these people like restaurant owners do, because eventually I am going to have to prove to my kids that once I was an actor!

You don't stay the hottest guy forever unless you're, um, Dionysus.

Be honest with yourself and lie to everyone else.

My friends and I make short films. We pretended to rob the Dairy Queen where our friend worked, but someone thought we were real thieves and called the cops! Soon, the cops burst in with guns drawn!

I admire when people take the harder path, not because they are masochistic and want to beat themselves up, but because you actually kind of learn more and I think you grow more.

It's not scary to make a horror film because you get to pull back the curtain and see that none of it's real. When you're watching one, the terror bombards you.

When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday.

Ever since Poltergeist terrified me when I was 12, I can't watch horror films, I'm a real wuss.

...men aren't in touch with their emotions, and don't share enough [?]

To my astonishment I saw him standing at a table with Kitty Jones. It was the Kitty Jones bit that was astonishing. Not the table. Though it was very nicely polished.

My soul today Is far away Sailing the Vesuvian Bay.

Whatever crisis you are going through, fruit will come from it. Allow the crisis to bring fruit.

Tis very strange men should be so fond of being wickeder than they are.

If you're not talking, you're not playing defense

Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself.

History is the lies of the victors.

Having courage does not mean we are unafraid.

No man provokes me with impunity.