I don't think I've ever met Putin. I mean if he's in the same room or something. But I don't think so.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Other people's criticisms about what you are capable of, have nothing to do with you.

I have actually five honorary degrees.

Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.

Ahh, Otunga. I hope you keep depending on your wife. I hope she keeps making movies because while she's walking the red carpet, you're gonna be walking the unemployment line.

Why do I want to believe what I believe?... Science, to put it somewhat vulgarly, is a technique to keep yourself from kidding yourself.

Have sufficient food, clothing, and fuel on hand to last at least one year.

Most of the things we do, we do for no better reason than that our fathers have done them or our neighbors do them, and the same is true of a larger part than what we suspect of what we think.

The irony of New Testament lordship is that only in slavery to Christ can a man discover authentic freedom.

My love, growing up on the Prairies, was country music.

The first step to delighting your customers is being there when they need you.