I don't think I've lost a beat at all. Because of my physique and my look...I fit in the natural action-hero role.

Steroids, used correctly, will not only make you stronger and sexier, they will also make you healthier.

Time travel is possible. Will explain later

Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.

The fans love the home runs, the home run competition between Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa.

I am and will always be just simply a basball player, my tomb stone will just say. Baseball.

My motive, and I will make it clear and look you in the eyes, is to attack major league baseball. That's my motive.

I was a professional athlete, the best baseball player in the world at one point.

If you look at our world, it's a world of critique.

I've found that it's a great stress reliever to get adjusted. It takes away a lot of the tightness in the muscles.

I think you want to try every sport possible just to experience life.

But dream not helm and harness The sign of valor true

If we wait until our lives are free from sorrow or difficulty, then we wait forever. And miss the entire point.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?

Man is a masterpiece of creation . . .

The god of war is impartial: he hands out death to the man who hands out death.

Run scared ... and they never catch you.

I do not call the sod under my feet my country; but language-religion-government-blood-identity in these makes men of one country.

Look at it this way: I might be saying you're fat, but at least I'm not punching you in the face.' Are those the only options?' Not always. Just sometimes.

Hannibal at eighteen was rooting for Mephistopheles and contemptuous of Faust, but he only half-listened to the climax. He was watching and breathing Lady Murasaki...