I don't think a baker reads an awful lot about bread.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

He would have shaved the centaurs, dipped them in honey, covered them with feathers, and hung them up like a bunch of pinatas. I'm just saying." - Warren

Every empire grow until its reach exceeds its grasp

Every AWAKENING starts with a WORD. Speak positive things into your life.

All discussion of the ultimate nature of things must necessarily be barren unless we have some extraneous standards against which to compare them.

May I be at peace. May I awaken to the light of my own true nature. May I be healed and may I be the source of healing for others.

I don't bat an eye at stuff like that. I've had my share of wins. If I worried about the games I should have won, it would probably drive me crazy. It was a fun game to pitch in.

We are often prophets to others only because we are our own historians.

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs

Rapid change of conditions in all human affairs bring unexpected results.