I don't think anybody is wanting to put me back on the air. But I'm certainly out there trying.

You know, what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars...

The face and the actor is great, but if you were to start out and you said, "my name is Humphrey" somebody would punch you out, because that's a stupid name to have.

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers.

Vancouver is a beautiful area, I don't care what time of the year you're there. Vancouver and Calgary. Great places in Canada.

I think Canadian talent is exceptional. You continually show us up here in the States with your brilliancy.

The entire behind the scenes of Saturday Night Live are all Canadian.

If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television.

I do Broadway because I refuse to succumb to the stereotypical things that Hollywood does to a performer.

Canadians send us great hockey players. You also send us wonderful performers, from the beginning, with Mary Pickford.

There's this Lebanese lady I dearly loved who raised 13 children in Toledo, and she retired in Phoenix. She said, I get up every morning and say, Thank you, God. I do the same thing now.

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A man who has committed a mistake and does not correct it is committing another mistake.

Hillary Clinton should have been prosecuted and gone to jail.

If you go to church, and like the singing better than the preaching, that's not orthodox.

The science of government is only a science of combinations, of applications, and of exceptions, according to times, places and circumstances.

Most jobs today are still structured the same way they were 50 years ago, when most families had someone who could stay at home.

Pain is pain, joy is joy - you can't avoid bringing pieces of yourself into a role.

A person is bound to work in obedience to and in conformity to that person's own nature.

Civilization does everything for the mind and favors it entirely at the expense of the body.

What I'm most pleased about is that there's no particular decline. The songs I wrote 40 years ago are no worse and no better - there's a consistency.