I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

Follow your bliss. Find where it is and don't be afraid to follow it.

For 500 years, since European explorers came, Latin American countries had been separated from one another. They had very limited relations. Integration is a prerequisite for independence.

A great artist is always before his time or behind it.

I'm confused. Really, really confused.

I am not a party girl.

When I was 13, I was just figuring out how to play 'Eruption,' poorly, by Eddie Van Halen.

Christianity is a strangely cheery religion.

Just being alive It can really hurt These moments given Are a gift from time.

Real courage embraces the twin realities of current difficulty and ultimate triumph.

When I'm working, I don't wake up and say, 'OK, time to go be intense.' I just look at whatever scenes we're working on that day and break them down - just real intense everyday work.