I don't think being a cynic is necessarily a negative thing. It's a matter of seeing the world with clear and open eyes.

Politics, like advertising, is about people selling you things you didn't really want or need.

My cartoons appear in newspapers, which are full of words, but there's something about having it in this little box that confounds people's expectations.

…People are rivers, always ready to move from one state of being into another. It is not fair, to treat people as if they are finished beings. Everyone is always becoming and unbecoming.

...and I wondered, not for the first time, if some of life's tragedy arose when people put themselves in situations they were not by nature suited for.

If I'd waited until I was well rested to read, I never would have read anything.

I Only Speak in Blood. . .

I don't think my principles change. I think the way in which you apply those principles to modern society changes.

We have not come here to take prisoners But to surrender ever more deeply To freedom and joy.

When we view elevated ideas of Nature, the result of that view is admiration, which is always the cause of pleasure.

Embrace your curves and who you are. I feel proud if young girls look up to me and say, "I'm curvy, and I'm proud of it now".

When it is time to part, then it is time to part. There should be no regrets. The beauty of marriage is like the fleeting perfection of a snowflake.

There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.