I don't think looking at things through the prism of fear is going to accomplish anything.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I have always been very concerned that Darwinism gave the basic okay to terrible racism and to the idea of murder based upon race.

Never really intended to be a comedian, just sort of fell into that, but always wanted to be in show business, or something to do with making comedy.

Never shall I forget these things, even if I am condemned to life as long as God himself

It is silly to appeal to people's moral sense.

I wear black for those who never read or listen to the words that Jesus said, about the road to happiness, through love and charity.

All your losses will be made up to you in the resurrection, provided you continue faithful. By the vision of the Almighty I have seen it.

Kate Spade has great feminine classics and I love her bags. Designs by Rebecca Taylor, BCBG and Herve Leger are sexy and fun, and they work on my body.

Stalinism is a pathology of socialism, Hitlerism being the apposite example for capitalism.

For some reason, my temper was hardwired to my tear ducts. I usually cried when I was angry, a humiliating tendency.

We cheer everyone who goes off to Hollywood and tells American stories but telling Australian stories is the greatest thing you can do.