I don't think of myself as a TV actor. I think of myself as a film, television and Off-Off-Off-Off Broadway actor.

The key is to get to know people and trust them to be who they are. Instead, we trust people to be who we want them to be - and when they're not, we cry.

Every day I try to do breathing exercises, meditation, and yoga. These things sound awfully cliche, but they help me slow down and try to point to a truth.

I love dogs. They live in the moment and don't care about anything except affection and food. They're loyal and happy. Humans are just too damn complicated.

I lost my virginity when I was 14. And I haven't been able to find it.

Anxiety is part of creativity, the need to get something out, the need to be rid of something or to get in touch with something within.

I understand the self-loathing and the resentment, and the discipline that it takes to sit down in front of a typewriter or computer every single day, whether it's going well or not going well.

I may be learning guitar, but I'll never be able to sing.

I think the real heroic teachers are the ones who work with kids, like my mom and my sister do.

A dream is the mind's way of answering a question it hasn't yet figured out how to ask.

What makes me mad is arrogance, pretension, putting on airs.

Adam's hot Pheebs! Admit it girl. That body is like some kind of happy experiment. It's like he was manufactured in a nympho scientist's secret laboratory

Jordan Mullen is looking at me like I'm something he wants to scrape off his shoe and right then my heart breaks, but somehow beats on.

I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.

The poorest education that teaches self-control is better than the best that neglects it.

Roast Beef, Medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy. ... Roast Beef, Medium, is safe, and sane, and sure.

America's biggest failure is its inability to take comedy seriously.

The Pledge clearly acknowledges the fact that our freedoms in this country come from God, not government.

It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure.

You're not supposed to totally know what's happening. The songs are supposed to give you clues so you can fill in the blanks.

Even when we were standing in church and I was getting ready to take my vow I can remember wishing that you were standing there instead of him.