I don't think of myself as being funny. But life takes strange turns.

The finer the bait, the shorter the wait!

I am a man of few words, but many riddles.

With money, who needs friends?

Together forever, never apart. Sometimes in distance, but never in heart.

People have motives and thoughts of which they are unaware.

It would be awesome to stay popular, but if I was only an underground artist, I would be okay with that.

Cities are erected on spiritual columns. Like giant mirrors, they reflect the hearts of their residents. If those hearts darken and lose faith, cities will lose their glamour.

To many people virtue consists chiefly in repenting faults, not in avoiding them.

To be a heretic to-day is almost a human obligation.

Even a liberal reporter is a patriot, wants the best for this country. And people, your fair and balanced friends at Fox, don't fully understand that.

I love when people get songs wrong. I love when people take something from a song that's totally not what I intended!

People without leverage work for those with leverage.

If there is writing on Hadrian's Wall, it reads that the English should leave Scotland to its own devices.