I don't think that movies are too violent. But I do think that popcorn is too expensive, and this can often lead to violence.

Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes on break.

It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.

In days gone by, a man's word was his bond. Today, fortunately, we have glue.

We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and those great big furry spiders.

Whoever said "When in Rome, do as the Romans do", has never driven a car there.

Despite rumors to the contrary, a mime is actually a very satisfying thing to waste.

I've spent years trying to "get in touch with my inner child," but now my new therapist tells me it's mostly been inappropriate touching.

My coach once told me "there's no "I" in "team." I responded there's also no "I" in "hackneyed." Then I had to run 12 laps.

Religion of the Self [Soul] is that where no difficulty or trouble arises for anyone or any living being of ‘our’ own accord.

In the end, we live to serve the Saviour, who saved us from all slavery in the flesh. And make us awake in a new life of the spirit of Christ Jesus.

What is yours is yours

I have said countless times that unless you are delivering a product and service that is really needed and unless you are doing it really well, you don't stick around for 80 years.

It is more easy to forgive the weak who have injured us than the powerful whom we have injured.

I write to discover what I think. After all, the bars aren't open that early.

It's very strange writing science fiction in a world that moves as fast as ours does.

If we don't change the way Washington operates we're going to bankrupt our children and grandchildren.

I guess God made Boston on a wet Sunday.

Efficiency and focus are the keys to success.