I don't think the goal is, 'How big a star did you ever become?' I think the goal is, 'Were you able to express yourself?'

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

A weakness is a strength on overdrive!

Tom's Navy SEAL team nicknamed him 'Tailspin', especially after sustaining his knee injury, but Joe likes to call him his 'Lucky Charm' -- saved his tail too many times to count.

People shouldn't dwell on the past. It's enough to try your best in all that you're doing now.

Lying on the front passenger seat, as if it didn't matter, was Rose's Diary. It Mattered.

I just love music generally. If you come to my house I always have music playing.

I want you to be forever strong on the field, so that you will be forever strong off the field.

What began it all was the bright bone of a dream I could hardly hold onto.

I believe that if you treat China as an enemy, then it is likely to become one.

Death squads have been created and used by the CIA around the world - particularly the Third World - since the late 1940s, a fact ignored by the elite-owned media.