I don't think the public here buy this idea that women and men speak different comedic languages.

I cook rarely, but I've kind of got two or three dishes that I stick to. I do a great sweet potato and lentil curry.

After 'Bridesmaids,' women know who I am.

I grew up among strong women so I know what it's like to be loved and humiliated in a heartbeat.

Being at the genesis of the creative process is definitely something I want to keep doing. It's just such a great buzz.

I definitely enjoy an audience, when I'm performing. As I get older I'm kind of less comfortable at being demonstrative. I always fancied myself as a raconteur, but that never really worked out.

I mean, I'm an uncle of seven or eight, and I don't mind it at all! Kids are great. Kids are the best six-hour experience you can have!

Beyonce is the most amazing woman in the world.

The cauliflower soup sounds so good. And the broccoli-melt sandwich. I've never heard of such a thing.

I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on loads of panel shows and live off that forever.

I get asked all the time if I want to do more dramatic acting, and I really doubt that dramatic actors get asked if they want to do more comedies. I don't really know why that is.

Whose empire did you just overthrow?" My own.

Each segment of the worm is directly reproduced as a whole worm, just as each cell of the American CEO can produce a new CEO.

You grow up a lot on set, but it doesn't change you.

We cannot afford to be so politically correct anymore.

As someone who has grown up living in Southern California, I know all too well about the costs and scarcities of water.

I'm a really big believer - this is not a statement about President [Barack] Obama, but whoever is president - that good policy is really important.

You can commit no greater folly than to sit by the road side until someone comes along and invites you to ride with him to wealth or influence.

My suspicion is that his hard-core supporters, you know, when I interviewed some of them, they almost take kind of vicarious pride in Donald Trump's ability to maneuver.

It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.

Nothing will infect you with a negative view of the world faster than hanging around people with harmful belief systems.