I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

My parents used to throw great New Year's Eve parties. They invited such an eclectic mix of showbiz people. All those cool people were always hanging out at our apartment.

Fashion is so over the top.

I have a lot of nervous energy. Work is my best way of channelling that into something productive unless I want to wind up assaulting the postman or gardener.

I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit.

Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

Success doesn't necessarily mean happiness.

I know that I'm better as an actor when I'm working with a good actor. I think anytime you're working with a better actor, it makes you a better actor.

Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game!

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

I'm Grateful to say I'm Grateful

This may be my only chance to see humans before these two are made into fertilizer for Moonwind's rosebushes.

To survive the day is triumph enough for the walking wounded among the great many of us.

Pay attention to your body. The point is everybody is different. You have to figure out what works for you.

Music doth extenuate fears furies appeaseth cruelty abateth heaviness and to such as are wakeful it causeth quiet rest; it cures all irksomeness and heaviness of soul.

When I write a song, it's all about the riff - the riff first, then the words come later.

A number of images put together a certain way become something quite above and beyond what any of them are individually.

Evil and faults are corrected by good, by love, kindness, meekness, humility, and patience.

I still have a video of my father, which I watch before every game I play for Brazil. It gives me strength, makes me determined.

However, I was a restaurant critic at Chicago magazine before I worked at Esquire, and I've been a really enthusiastic home cook for a long time. It's just something I'm passionate about.